FLYING HOPES

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

AN OLD FORWARD

* In case none of your friend has sent these lessons in logic, read on and smile!!


If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it is your stupidity.


Practice makes perfect,
But nobody's perfect,
so why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals,
They are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day,
Than waking up every morning.

"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk.

"Work fascinates me",
I can look at it for hours.

God made relatives,
Thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn,
the more you know,
The more you know,
the more you forget
The more you forget,
the less you know,
So.. why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station
what more can I say........

8 Comments:

  • hahaha...these are hilarious..loved them!

    By Blogger Ekta, at 06 December, 2006  

  • good ones and this

    Since light travels faster than sound,
    people appear bright until you hear them speak

    was fantastic :)

    By Blogger Manish, at 09 December, 2006  

  • funny quotes :-)

    By Blogger Dan, at 12 December, 2006  

  • hey I seriously believe the one about relatives & frnds, to be one of the best pearl of wisdom ever written - its fate that make brothers & sisters but its hearts that make frnds :)

    I really dont believe much in blood relations :|

    By Blogger Ashish Gupta, at 15 December, 2006  

  • lol...awesome quotes...my fave was "Since light travels faster than sound,
    people appear bright until you hear them speak."

    By Blogger Somya, at 17 December, 2006  

  • @ ekta,manish,dan and soumya
    ggald to know that u all liked it.
    thanks for your comments.

    @ ashish, I can understand!

    By Blogger rachana, at 26 December, 2006  

  • All of them are superb! If only I were an artist, I would put each them on canvas! Such a hillarous collection - almost all of them. Not mention, educative too - What do you say?

    By Blogger Rajeev (राजीव), at 01 March, 2009  

  • hello rajeev!
    Nice to see you here!
    yes! they are extremely educative! :)

    By Blogger rachana, at 01 March, 2009  

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